Have you seen this new Tumblr? It’s incredible because a) it gives the opportunity to share one’s disappointment with the world for the tragic trend of carelessness regarding names and b) they accepted my submission so I can finally sleep easy knowing I told the world how much I hate unwanted nicknames. Click the title to read more about my name-related annoyances or to submit your own.
It’s Victoria. Not Veronica, Vanessa, and certainly not Virgina. Not Vicky, Vick or fucking Victory, or Victorious shouted to the tune of B.I.G.’s ‘Notorious’. I am not married to David nor am I a former member of the Spice Girls, so I will not answer to Mrs. Beckham or Posh. Don’t try and…